do you catch a breath when i look at you?
are you holding back like the way i do?
'Cause I've tried and tried to walk away
but I know this crush ain't going away.
The end of our holidays
I posted on: Thursday, October 15, 20097:26 pm
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaa world! It's time for an update.
For this entire holidays, I can honestly say, I have no life during the weekdays. hahaha. Work from 7.30am to 5pm then sleep at around 9pm most of the time every weekday. haha. On the bright side though, tomorrow is my last day! woohoo! However, school starts next week ): 7 Weeks fly by just like that. I feel smarter though, my colleagues introduced me to this website on top 10 lists that features just about anything. I've learnt lots of cool facts. For example, A female Koala Bear has 2 vaginas and a male Koala bear has a forked penis. LOL! I know, it is funny yet sick at the same time but that's nature for you.
Been meeting up with my peeps once in a while. Lots of fun times filled with laughter. Even though this holidays were mostly filled up due to my internship, there is still the ups and downs. lol
The coming sem has interesting modules. I&E especially. Every class is going to be fun too, with every class knowing at least 3 people. haha.
Oh! an interesting fact, the actor of the video of "Girly Man" (A lousy imitation of Thriller) is a distant relative of my colleagues. Who knew? haha If you've not seen the video before, it is right below of this post. haha
Just for laughs! Top 10 ICR Quotes!
Quote 10! Mikkel: If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody? Celestya: i dont think so Mikkel: Wanna go camping?
Quote 9! Charlesowns: Man i was surfin porn and like “normal” surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin “i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm” then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn. Charelsowns: man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay… it owns
Quote 8! superwoman: I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer. Grandcow: HAHAHAHA that was me bitch! superwoman: DANNY?!?!?! Grandcow: MOM?!?!?!?!
Quote 7! random girl: hey! me: …hi? me: who is this? random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace random girl: ur hot me: thanks random girl: np me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don’t want to talk to her me: what should I do? random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing me: oh alright me: I have to go me: my mom is kicking me off me: bye
Quote 6! Sigurd: a sprite is anything not static SRElysian: a sprite is a variable object SRElysian: be it 2d or 3d TorMuck: a sprite is a fucking soda TorMuck: you god damn geekass bastards
Quote 5! evilada: Best suicide plan ever mcm310: what is it? evilada: you go up to the top of a roof evilada: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level evilada: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you’ll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched evilada: then you put super glue on your hands evilada: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head evilada: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows evilada: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head….except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere. evilada: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE. mcm310: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
Quote 4! samsim: I heard about this guy who broke into a lion’s den at the zoo samsim: and got mauled samsim: and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage samsim: a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent samsim: for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in
Quote 3! Pax: I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
Quote 2! Raize: can you guys see what I type? vecna: no, raize Raize: How do I set it up so you can see it?
Finally, Quote 1! benja: A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:”Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” benja: The survey was a huge failure… benja: In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant. benja: In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant. benja: In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant. benja: In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant. benja: In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant. benja: In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant. benja: And in the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant
Before I go, here is the quote of the week by Suren, " Cover the face, Attack the base!" LOL!
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PROFILE
Qaiser
18 25th March 1991
St Michael's Primary (1998-2003)
Whitley Secondary(2004-2007)
Ngee Ann Polytechnic Business Studies(2008-Present)
WANTS! Good 'O' Level Results ManU Jersey Crumpler Bag
Driver's Licence new handphone someone that takes my breath away
6 Pecs!
An Athletic body A good surprise?
